Top Ten Signs You’re Out of Shape
Number Ten: You have to wear slip-on shoes because tying shoelaces wears you out.
Number Nine: Leisurely walking feels like a decathlon.
Number Eight: Your two-year-old sees the Pillsbury Dough Boy and is convinced it’s you.
Number Seven: Your exercise equipment has become another place to hang clothes.
Number Six: Your great-grandmother moves faster than you do.
Number Five: You wear green during the holidays and people mistake you for a tree.
Number Four: You sit down to catch your breath—and you never do.
Number Three: You think that searching for the remote is a fitness routine.
Number Two: You can’t even remember what it is like to have energy.
Number One: You’d rather have an enema than exercise.